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The very latest research has shown that the Battle of Hastings was in fact an act of revenge by William of Normandy for a custard pie attack by soldiers loyal to Harold Godwinson, self-styled King of Engeland. As revealed in The Bugle, the final bastion of truth in the Murdoch empire, William exacted a serious penalty for Harold’s buffoonery, the penalty being death by arrow in the eye.
Researchers at the Bayeux Tapestry centre discovered a missing panel that clearly shows the sequence of events, changing for ever our understanding of this key moment in British history and rendering all previous books on the subject obsolete. We are able exclusively to reveal this section here:
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